Saturday, 25 January 2014

I Love Writing

I fucking love writing. I feel like this bear, but instead of "cocaine" insert "writing" and you've got me! I mean, come on, I'm a writer, I can't afford to have an addiction.

I guess I just wanted to write this post as a shout out to every single person who has ever taken a chance and bought one of my stories.

Thank you!

I think the most amazing thing about this crazy, delicious journey has been the people I've met online. People I wouldn't have ever known if I hadn't decided to tumble down the rabbit hole into indie publishing back in April. I love every single one of you!

Even the bat shit crazy one. You know who you are. ;) 

Writing my current novel, The Beast, has taught me one very important lesson about myself. Never say never. It's no lie that I am not a fan of rapey/kidnappy books, but The Beast is fucking dark. Dimitri makes me curl my toes with the way he thinks and the things he wants to do. I want to write a sweet love story, something my grandma can read. I want to work on my erotic dystopian fantasy, Kamikaze...but fucking Dimitri keeps populating my head with his demands.

The thing I've learned is never set limits as a writer. I don't know what I'll write next. I don't know what kind of character will take over and force me to work for them. I have learned that setting hard and fast boundaries limits my freedom of expression. I am slowly learning to let him take over and have his way...I will stop fighting him.

Here's a fan made teaser trailer if you want to check it out:








Thursday, 16 January 2014

Throwback Thursday - Like Falling


Well, not exactly a throwback...but it was published a few months back.

I have had several people send me messages with two questions. When will the second one be published, and where did I get the title from?

First, the second book will be out this spring/summer. No exact date, but I do intend to finish up with Sarah and Tyr.

Secondly, the title comes from an Ani DiFranco song:



And that's it! Sarah and Tyr will get a chance to finish up their story, don't worry! :)

If you are interested to join in the fun and read a book that one person said was "probably the worst book I've ever read"....

then click the link below:



Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Dirty Little Freaks PARTY

Hey bitches,

Welcome to this page where you will find your first scavenger hunt clue.


This scene is from Like Falling, Sarah's first sexual experience. I think we can all relate to how awkward and uncomfortable that first time is. The clue is hidden in the text in [brackets].


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She lay on his chest and listened to his heartbeat, astounded that in the course of an hour she had this kind of intimacy with another human being. With Adam, her gorgeous archaeology prof. She had an alarming thought, pushed herself up and asked, “Isn’t this against policy? Oh my god, what if they find out? Will they kick me out?”
He laughed and pulled her back down, stroking her hair. “First of all, who is ‘they’, and secondly, nobody will find out. It’s not exactly against policy but it isn’t encouraged. Relax, you’ll be fine.” He took her hand and placed it on his swelling dick, she started to stroke it to a full erection.
Hang on, let me get a condom,” he said and reached into the night stand. Pulling it down his shaft, he rolled over and pushed her onto her back. She was completely clueless at this point, she had seen videos and read as much as possible, but nothing would prepare her for the actual act of sex. Even her vocabulary was limited, she felt foolish even talking to him about it. What should she call their body parts? She lay still and waited for him to move on top her. He lifted himself onto her, gently pried her legs apart and settled between them. Her nervous excitement was only betrayed by a slight trembling in her limbs. She was finally losing her virginity, this was a life changing event for her, but how could she possibly articulate it to him without sounding like an idiot?
Are you ok?” He asked as he reached down to feel for her entrance.
Yes,” she whispered with nothing else to say. Let’s do this, let’s get this over with, she thought, I need to know what happens next.
He slid the head of his dick into her folds, teasing her clit. She liked the feel of him on her, and arched her back slightly, wanting more pressure and movement. He rubbed his head up and down a couple more times, lubricating himself with her wetness. She started to relax. This feels nice. Then with one thrust, Adam pushed himself fully inside of her, tearing her hymen and sending her into a shockwave of pain and raw nerves. She was shaking even harder, the hurt was intense and she couldn’t move, she squeezed her eyes shut and waited for it to get better. He lifted himself up on his hands and drew himself out of her slowly.[black and white of two people kissing] She could feel every agonizing movement, every cell in her damaged entrance screamed for it to stop. I need to do this, this will get better. She opened her eyes and looked at Adam’s face. He was gorgeous, concentrating on her and certain he was bringing her pleasure as he mistook her ragged moans for pleasure instead of pain. He really has no clue I’m a virgin, does he?she thought with satisfaction. She would rather crawl in a hole than let him know how odd this was for her. The pain lessened as he continued to thrust himself inside of her, and she started to feel wet and hot, slick with her own juices. She felt a hint of pleasure building as he continued, she pushed her hips upwards, joining in the movement. She let out a sigh, and a whimper of confused pleasure. She could feel something growing, a pressure that needed release, it was similar to masturbation but possessed more urgency. She thought she might be reaching the point of an orgasm when she felt Adam tense, he shuddered and she knew he was done. Her own need went unanswered, but again she didn’t know how to let him know. Ok that was kind of a let down. I’ll have to wait for the next time. I wonder how long it will be before he can do this again?
He rolled off her and went to the adjoining washroom. She heard him wash his hands and flush the toilet, and she was unaware of the etiquette of this situation but it felt odd that he left her so quickly after the act. She felt frustrated, unfulfilled and vaguely ashamed. She sat up and pulled the blankets up to cover her. He came out wearing a bath robe and asked, “Would you like another glass of wine before you head out?” Sarah was taken aback, she didn’t expect to spend the night, but she had expected more intimacy after sharing this profound with him.

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Can I Get What What?

That's right folks, it's time for...wait for it...

Celebratory Sex Gifs!

In honour of finishing DLF, I bring you some porn! :)


These are obviously NSFW.










OK, you're probably fired if you've made it this far...












Ok..now I have to write more dirty stuff. :D









Dirty Little Freaks is Live!

A day early, but I'm not complaining.

I've decided to compile everything in one easy spot for purchase and/or blogs/reviewers etc. Look at me, thinking of others and stuff. :D

Buy Links:






Book Info:

The Short: Dirty Little Freaks is the story of Jade Daniels, a tough girl full of secret dreams and desires who learns that sometimes the biggest walls need to be torn down in order to build something beautiful from the ruins. A punk rock story about lust, love, and all the naughty bits in between. 

The Long: Meet Jade Daniels, she hates her name, hates her life and hates people in general. She loves sex, loves her roommate, and loves her secret obsession, learning. Now she loves a guy with a stunning green mohawk, lickable abs and a mind as filthy as hers. Hush crashes into her carefully constructed world of sex, drugs and music with his gorgeous tattooed body and sexual demands. Jade is happy... 

But Jade learned long ago that nothing but misery lasts forever, and happiness is fleeting at best. Or is it? 

The Warning: 

***Rated 18+ 

Please understand that this book is full of swearing and sex and drugs. I don’t control what my characters do or think, so don’t shoot me off a bunch of angry emails because you got fired for reading it at work, or God is going to smite you for laughing, or you caught your husband jerking it to the sex scenes. 

This is also a work of fiction. Seriously, dude. If you feel compelled to have casual, unprotected sex or shove coke up your ass because you read about it somewhere, frealz, you need help. Unprotected sex often leads to gross diseases and even worse, babies. And yeah, drugs are bad…mmkay? So, I guess that about covers it 

The Reviews: 

"ZOMG I want to have a million of Hush's babiez............" -said no reviewer, ever. 

"WOW one hell of a read, I wish I could pay the author fifty times what she is asking for this book, in fact, what's her Paypal?...." -also said no reviewer ever. 

"I'd rather eat a crap sandwich every day than live without this book in my life..." -said some book blog you never read. 

"I give this book ALL the stars in the SKY it's THAT good..." -another book blog you vaguely recognize but really don't GAF about. 

"Listen, go with your gut. If you've heard good things about this and it seems like the kind of story you will love, buy it! Otherwise, just skip right to the one and two star reviews and chuckle at them tearing the book apart, I know I do. Then I usually buy the book anyways..." -Jaden Wilkes, Big Headed Author Extraordinaire 




Author Info:



Jaden is the pen name of a girl living on the prettiest farm in BC. She shares her space with her husband, her children, and an Irish Wolfhound named Tiberius. She can now be found lurking in the dark corners of the internet looking for artful porn gifs, dirty poems and places to promo her work.


Graphics and Teasers

















Saturday, 4 January 2014

Dirty Little Freaks Release Day!

As part of our Release Day Party, we are asking participants to find clues to find sexy photos for a scavenger hunt. In each of the participating blog posts, there will be a clue hidden, just a hint about the type of pic we want you to post.

So, the order of things will be:

1) I will post the blog Facebook URL and Blog URL on the event page.

2)The party goers will be told to go to the FB page to "like" it.

3) They will then to the Blog post to find the clue.

4) They must find a sexy gif/pic that falls within the description of the clue.

5) Finally, post it back on the original thread in the party event page.


A post will look something like this:


Meet Jade Daniels, she hates her name, hates her life and hates people in general. She loves sex, loves her roommate, and loves her secret obsession, learning. Now she loves a guy with a stunning green mohawk, lickable abs and a mind as filthy as hers.

But Jade learned long ago that nothing but misery lasts forever, and happiness is fleeting at best. [release day clue: black and white photo of a couple kissing]

A punk rock story about lust, love, and all the naughty bits in between.

***Rated 18+

Please understand that this book is full of swearing and sex and drugs. I don’t control what my characters do or think, so don’t shoot me off a bunch of angry emails because you got fired for reading it at work, or God is going to smite you for laughing, or you caught your husband jerking it to the sex scenes. 

This is also a work of fiction. Seriously, dude. If you feel compelled to have casual, unprotected sex or shove coke up your ass because you read about it somewhere, frealz, you need help. Unprotected sex often leads to gross diseases and even worse, babies. And yeah, drugs are bad…mmkay? So, I guess that about covers it.

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Welcome to 2014!


Well, it's a new year. W00T! This time last year I wasn't even thinking of writing a book, and now I've written three and have so many more trying to scratch their way to the surface and escape my brain.

I thought I would announce a current WIP listing, just so you folks can keep bugging me to finish the damn books. :)

The next book; expected in March: The Beast. Dimitri's story, a scarred former Russian mobster hiding out in his penthouse apartment. Columbia breaks in, ready to confront him for his company's plan to destroy their neighbourhood and put up high rises. He takes her captive, not sure if he can let her go after she's seen his face and could possibly identify him to his enemies. Holding her in his penthouse, they begin a journey that takes them through each other's history and leaves them changed forever. This is dark erotica.

TBR it today: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/19033968-the-beast

Kamikaze. The story of a dystopian earth, centuries in the future. A peaceful agrarian society od plagued by barbarian hoards. Warriors are chosen from orphans, raised from childhood for one purpose...to defend the people at all costs. They are expected to go on their final suicide mission before their twenty fifth birthday. Our hero is moved to a village in the mountains to protect against recent attacks, his twenty fifth birthday looming, he knows what to expect. What he doesn't expect is to meet our heroine. An orphan herself, she has been raised as a herbswoman and acolyte to the priestess-hood. Their love is almost instant, their sex is worthy of ballads, and their fate is sealed...they will be lost to each other forever. Or will they? This one is a dirty romance/fantasy.

I suppose I should finish the sequel to "Like Falling" at some point. ;) I am combining the last two books into one. It picks up where LF left off, with Sarah going to France with her douchey professor. Tyr is left without her, healing his heart and surviving his mother's drug issues. After tragedy brings her back, they must take their time to carefully rebuild from the ruins of their love. This is Sarah's journey back to finding herself and realizing that in order to grow and find her place in the world, she must stop running from those who love her. Will Tyr and Sarah's love survive? Will she sleep with Adam in France? Will Eric swoop in and save her from herself? It's all a possibility in Sarah's big, bright future! This is NA/erotic romance.

I hate to even admit this, but Sarah's story has been put on hold because of two things. The first being that our house was broken into right before I published, and my laptop was stolen. I didn't write for two months after that, I wasn't sleeping and I couldn't focus. The other issue was that I put LF up on NetGalley, thinking I'd get some professional feedback from the ARCs that were sent out. What I got was a bunch of total fucking asshole reviewers who HATED the book. I don't mind if people hate my book, of course I want y'all to love them so much you want to marry them, but the assholes who reviewed the book were...well...fucking assholes about it. :D I was already in a hyper stressed state, with the not sleeping and all, so every one of those one and two star reviews hurt deeper than they ever would at any other time. I mean, come on, the person who said it was the WORST book she'd ever read? Fucking hell, I know we're not supposed to engage with reviewers, but there's a point where you can handle something with tact and grace and not be a total cunt for the sake of being a total cunt because your shitty life makes you want to cunt out on that particular day.

I think the most popular one star review was actually pretty funny. I didn't want to let her know that though, because her and her band of misfit toys were so busy high fiving each other over hating my book. :D So if you are compelled to review a book, remember, there's a real live human being behind those words...and even if it is the WORST book you've ever read, obviously that isn't the case to many other people. Don't think yourself so damned special that you deserve to take a gigantic steaming dump in the middle of somebody's life because your cat rejected your affections that morning. Have a shower, eat a donut, and practice kindness. It will get you farther in life. And get a dog, your cat hates you.

/rant I feel better. ;)

Ok...what's next after that? I need to finish my NaNoWriMo project, The Dreaming, at some point. Vampire Dystopian....I might need to add some heat, I like writing sex. I need an ending. Not sure what genre it will fall in at this point.

Eva's story. Jade's room mate in Dirty Little Freaks has a very interesting back story. She's full of pain and needs to find a way to overcome her grief to accept the love she finds in Ireland. :) Another hard core dirty romance!

Everybody is asking about another character from Dirty Little Freaks. I'll get to him at some point too. :) I don't want to say just yet, you'll figure it out if you read the book.

I also have a story sketched out about a mother and two daughters. It involves the disappearance of one of them, possibly murdered by Robert Pickton, and the search for her. It's an emotional story, and I don't know how long it will take to write. I want to do them justice and I'd like to donate a portion of the sales to a Downtown East Side charity in Vancouver. This one is contemporary women's fiction.

There are so many more that I've started, that I'm about 10,000 words into. I'll leave them off this list for now...none of them are grabbing my attention as of today. :)