Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Dirty Little Freaks is Live!

A day early, but I'm not complaining.

I've decided to compile everything in one easy spot for purchase and/or blogs/reviewers etc. Look at me, thinking of others and stuff. :D

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Book Info:

The Short: Dirty Little Freaks is the story of Jade Daniels, a tough girl full of secret dreams and desires who learns that sometimes the biggest walls need to be torn down in order to build something beautiful from the ruins. A punk rock story about lust, love, and all the naughty bits in between. 

The Long: Meet Jade Daniels, she hates her name, hates her life and hates people in general. She loves sex, loves her roommate, and loves her secret obsession, learning. Now she loves a guy with a stunning green mohawk, lickable abs and a mind as filthy as hers. Hush crashes into her carefully constructed world of sex, drugs and music with his gorgeous tattooed body and sexual demands. Jade is happy... 

But Jade learned long ago that nothing but misery lasts forever, and happiness is fleeting at best. Or is it? 

The Warning: 

***Rated 18+ 

Please understand that this book is full of swearing and sex and drugs. I don’t control what my characters do or think, so don’t shoot me off a bunch of angry emails because you got fired for reading it at work, or God is going to smite you for laughing, or you caught your husband jerking it to the sex scenes. 

This is also a work of fiction. Seriously, dude. If you feel compelled to have casual, unprotected sex or shove coke up your ass because you read about it somewhere, frealz, you need help. Unprotected sex often leads to gross diseases and even worse, babies. And yeah, drugs are bad…mmkay? So, I guess that about covers it 

The Reviews: 

"ZOMG I want to have a million of Hush's babiez............" -said no reviewer, ever. 

"WOW one hell of a read, I wish I could pay the author fifty times what she is asking for this book, in fact, what's her Paypal?...." -also said no reviewer ever. 

"I'd rather eat a crap sandwich every day than live without this book in my life..." -said some book blog you never read. 

"I give this book ALL the stars in the SKY it's THAT good..." -another book blog you vaguely recognize but really don't GAF about. 

"Listen, go with your gut. If you've heard good things about this and it seems like the kind of story you will love, buy it! Otherwise, just skip right to the one and two star reviews and chuckle at them tearing the book apart, I know I do. Then I usually buy the book anyways..." -Jaden Wilkes, Big Headed Author Extraordinaire 

Author Info:

Jaden is the pen name of a girl living on the prettiest farm in BC. She shares her space with her husband, her children, and an Irish Wolfhound named Tiberius. She can now be found lurking in the dark corners of the internet looking for artful porn gifs, dirty poems and places to promo her work.

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