It's true, it's really true! Virginia and I started this whole book writing thing a few months back thinking that writing the book would be the hard part. Not so much, the hard part, as it turns out, is giving stuff away! We are so over saturated in our culture with free stuff, gadgets and advertising that our attempts to give away free stuff has gone over like a lead balloon. It's strange and frustrating and completely against anything I've ever encountered.
So fuck the free shit, sign up for the contest or not, I'm here to write, to meet people and to have a good fucking time. So bring on the sex gifs!!