The MONSTER GIVE-AWAY

The MONSTER GIVE-AWAY

Jaden and I are hosting a KILLER FUCKING GIVEAWAY and we can't get anybody to pay attention.  We're giving away a Kindle Paperwhite and DoDo Cover as soon as we hit a shit-ton of facebook page likes.  Or whenever we get tired of begging people to play.  So, please, for the love of all that is smut and chocolate, click the fricking link and enter to win.

XOXO

We want to give you stuff...

Just for liking us. Like that loser you dated in high school because he had a car and drove you and your friends to McDonald's for lunch. We're that desperate.

Like us, get free shit.

[caption id="attachment_51" align="alignnone" width="300"] Like us, get free shit. As easy as a drunk cheerleader on prom night.[/caption]