I'm a hypochondriac, I've always been a hypochondriac. But I swear something serious is wrong with me. I'll keep you posted, unless the doctor has me committed, in which case, I'll see you when I see you.
Anyway, I just spent two hours at my son's school and HOLY MOTHERFUCK. I wish I'd have talked to these other parents earlier in the year, before I was convinced my kid needed therapy and would never make it out of the jungle we call the Texas Public School System. Apparently his teacher thinks all of her students need counseling, and it would have been nice to know that months ago.
My brain is fried today. No more ladies nights on weekdays.
I need sex. I'll be back later.