ANOTHER social media site

ANOTHER social media site

Another social media site that I'm going to have to keep up with.  I don't know how people do it.  I've only sold three books and I already need to hire an assistant.

Hypochondria

I'm a hypochondriac, I've always been a hypochondriac.  But I swear something serious is wrong with me.  I'll keep you posted, unless the doctor has me committed, in which case, I'll see you when I see you.

Anyway, I just spent two hours at my son's school and HOLY MOTHERFUCK.  I wish I'd have talked to these other parents earlier in the year, before I was convinced my kid needed therapy and would never make it out of the jungle we call the Texas Public School System.  Apparently his teacher thinks all of her students need counseling, and it would have been nice to know that months ago.

My brain is fried today.  No more ladies nights on weekdays. 

I need sex.  I'll be back later.

Translation: Have More Butt Sex?

Translation: Have More Butt Sex?

I'm waiting for my husband to read this so he can interpret it as, "Have butt sex, even if you don't want to, it will make you hornier in the end."

Rippin' It.

Okay, seriously, I'm going to do laundry now. I just had to share this one, in the spirit of our recent "pull my hair" theme.