The MONSTER GIVE-AWAY

The MONSTER GIVE-AWAY

Jaden and I are hosting a KILLER FUCKING GIVEAWAY and we can't get anybody to pay attention.  We're giving away a Kindle Paperwhite and DoDo Cover as soon as we hit a shit-ton of facebook page likes.  Or whenever we get tired of begging people to play.  So, please, for the love of all that is smut and chocolate, click the fricking link and enter to win.

XOXO

ANOTHER social media site

ANOTHER social media site

Another social media site that I'm going to have to keep up with.  I don't know how people do it.  I've only sold three books and I already need to hire an assistant.

Translation: Have More Butt Sex?

Translation: Have More Butt Sex?

I'm waiting for my husband to read this so he can interpret it as, "Have butt sex, even if you don't want to, it will make you hornier in the end."