The absolute best idea of my life, at about 3AM. I laid in bed thinking about it, how it would fit into my WIP and make it the most revolutionary, world altering new adult novel the world has seen.
I didn't write it down.
I was positive I was going to remember it.
*sigh*
I deserve a spanking today. I should know better, always fucking write it down!
Haters guide to other parents. Nailed it. Again and again and again. Fuck I hate other parents so damned much. I especially hate parents from school who think it would be totes awesome to hang out because we happened to squeeze out our precious womb droppings in the same year. I also hate moms in this small town who give me the up and down oh no she didn't stare because I'm as old as fuck compared to them. Uh, sorry, I didn't feel the need to breed at age sixteen so I could start collecting welly.